can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character
you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this
and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”
“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”
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(Source: shemolaxing, via thisismyboomstick)
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apparently in states where using radar-detectors is illegal cops are equipped with radar-detector-detectors and apparently companies sell radar-detector-detector-detectors and I want to know how deep this goes
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Me making a text post is basically the same as spongebob taking his extra credit boating exam
“Here you go”
….
“no waIT I CHANGE MY MIND”
“NO DONT LOOK, ITS NOT READY”
“I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.”
“I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.”
“AAAAAH MY HAND. MY HAND IS CRAMPING”
…..
and then i just end up with this
(Source: mcl0vinit, via cool-as-arson)
YOU (I) PRODUCE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF THE SLAUGHTERED MALE BODY. HE IS INDEED DEAD. AND WILL STAY DEAD FOR THE WHOLE STORY. ONLY HIS GHOST WILL SHOW UP NOW AND THEN. IN A BLURRY FLASH OF LIGHT. TO HAUNT ME PERIODICALLY THROUGHOUT HISTORY. (BUT I WILL SAY MORE ABOUT THAT LATER.)
Guys, this is what he was talking about.
(also sorry this post is all wonky, I’m on mobile)
Okay, so something just came to me…
It seems that the guardians from both the beta and alpha universes knew exactly what was going to happen when it was going to happen (except for Dad Egbert/Crocker). I mean, roses mom knew exactly where to find roses denizen, was strong enough to kill it, and…
Wait wait wait. Caliborn started rewriting homestuck (or homosuck) so that john was dead. The flash file became all blurby with colorful pixelation. which can also be seen as
ANNDD
See the little candycorns that appear at times?
So i wonder why
…..
are you telling me that John is missing because Caliborn has written him in as dead
are you fucking shitting me
(via eteo)
HOLDUP
The only way Lord english can come into the universe is if Doc scratch dies right?
If they are making a new Doc scratch and he dies will that make a new caliborn?
and if they make him with the meow code instead of the bark code will that make the new Doc scratch a post scratch version of himself since its a post scratch version of the code?
and if thats true wouldn’t it make sense that he doesn’t bring another caliborn back after his death but a post-scratch cherub?
Wait a god a damn minute….
The game is glitching…
The game is glitching…
THE GAME IS GLITCHING!!!!!!!!
LORD ENGLISH CAN ONLY DEFEATED BY USING A GLITCH!!!!!!!!
holy SHIT!!!
I KNEW HUSSIE WAS BAITING CALIBORN ON PURPOSE
THIS WAS HUSSIE PLAN
CALIBORN REACTED IN THE EXACT WAY HUSSIE KNEW HE WOULD
That statement makes a painfully large amount of sense
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